Tagalog Down & Dirty is your guide to the Tagalog you won´t learn in the other books.Sex, drugs, alcohol, insults, obscenities, dirty talk, curse words, slurs about your mind, body, and sexual equipment, the supernatural, gambling, and ´´gay language” - which gay men use to hide their meaning from the general population.Best of all, words for lovers and would-be lovers.Tagalog Down & Dirty is arranged in chapters according to subject. Next is a chapter including a long list of gay language words. And finally is a list of all the standard Tagalog words arranged in alphabetical order - Tagalog to English - so it´s easy to look up Tagalog words you don´t know.Come to The Philippines prepared to recognize such basic insults as ´´Your mother is a ______,´´ ´´You´re _____´´ and ´´You have no _____ .´´(Don´t say them yourself, though, unless you´re prepared to defend yourself!)Discover the Tagalog words for parts of your body, at least the most interesting parts, and their functions. Learn the names of the many monsters and ghosts you must avoid at night. If you´re a man who has sex with other men, discover how Filipino gays classify your sexuality. Because language is intimately tied to culture, you´ll get an inside look at how different Filipinos values are from average Western countries. Call an American woman ´´ugly´´ and you´ll probably get a lecture on how men objectify women and/or men should look for beautiful personalities. Call a Filipino woman ´´ugly´´ and look out!Tell an American they have no shame, and they probably won´t even know what you´re talking about. If you say it to a Filipino, you better run for your life.Describe an American woman as flirtatious and she´ll take it as a compliment. Tell a Filipino woman that and, depending on circumstances, she may take it as an insult to her sexual morality.Whether you wish to learn more about The Philippines because you´re chatting 1. Language: English. Narrator: Abby Printz of Books.Audio. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/148419/bk_acx0_148419_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Craig Elson’s life has hit rock bottom. Even though he’s one of the best strategic planners around, a more confident guy takes credit for his work, and despite being a good-looking man, he suffers insults from the slimiest creep at the bar. Taking care of his beloved mom, who has Alzheimer’s, uses all his funds, leaving him in a plain, depressing car...and a plain, depressing life.Until he sees gorgeous grad student Jesse Randall and his T-shirt that reads ´´I Would Bottom You So Hard”. The message seeps into Craig’s soul, and he asks Jesse to teach him to top.Jesse’s had his eye on the quiet hottie who comes into the coffee shop, and he’s more than eager to perfect his tutoring. He sets out to get Craig a new job, a new apartment, and a new life so far outside plain and depressing that it’s unrecognizable.The problem is, Craig loves his lessons - and his teacher - too much to want to graduate. How can Craig reach the top without losing his sassy bottom? 1. Language: English. Narrator: Ry Forest / Stephen Kurpis (Vitruvian Sound). Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/122006/bk_acx0_122006_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Steamy Gay Paranormal Romance! Drew´s marriage had ended in shambles. Stuart, his husband of five years, had not only denied him his dream of children, but had added insult to injury by cheating on him. Finding some peace in hiking the mountain ranges that surround his Kentucky home, he encounters his fate in the form of a hunter named Zebe. Throwing caution to the wind, he finds himself in the arms of this hunky alpha male for a hot night of unparalleled passion, but things quickly take a turn for the worse when he encounters the members of Zebe´s biker gang and ends up their hostage. Now, he will quickly learn secrets that he could have never imagined as he finds himself caught between a forbidden love affair with a wolf shifter and those who wish to do them both harm. Can he and his new love survive the wrath of an entire pack of shifters, or will they be torn apart in more ways than one? Ages 18+ only; contains M/M and M/F bonus stories. 1. Language: English. Narrator: David Ross. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/061284/bk_acx0_061284_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
For the Marshalls, laughter is the best medicine. Especially when combined with alcohol, pain pills, excessive cursing, sexual escapades, actual medicine, and more alcohol. Meet Dan Marshall - 25, good job, great girlfriend, and living the dream life in sunny Los Angeles without a care in the world. Until his mother calls. And he ignores it, as you usually do when Mom calls. Then she calls again. And again. Dan thought things were going great at home. But it turns out his mom´s cancer, which she had battled throughout his childhood with tenacity and a mouth foul enough to make a sailor blush, is back. And to add insult to injury, his loving father has been diagnosed with ALS. Sayonara LA. Dan is headed home to Salt Lake City, Utah. Never has there been a more reluctant family reunion: His older sister is resentful, having stayed closer to home to bear the brunt of their mother´s illness. His younger brother comes to lend a hand, giving up a journalism career and evenings cruising Chicago gay bars. His next younger sister, a sullen teenager, is a rebel with a cause. And his baby sister - through it all - can think only about her beloved dance troop. Dan returns to shouting matches at the dinner table, old flames knocking at the door, and a speech device programmed to help his father communicate that is as crude as the rest of them. But they put their petty differences aside and form Team Terminal, battling their parents´ illnesses as best they can when not otherwise distracted by the chaos that follows them wherever they go. Not even the family cats escape unscathed. As Dan steps into his role as caregiver, wheelchair wrangler, and sibling referee, he watches pieces of his previous life slip away and comes to realize that the further you stretch the ties that bind, the tighter they hold you together. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Dan Marshall. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/aren/002088/bk_aren_002088_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.